newt gingrich

This has got to be fake right? Newt Gingrich, the same dude who wanted to colonize the Moon has never herd the term “smart phone”?

Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich was making a stop on the campaign trail at the St. Louis zoo.  He quickly learned that he was not Dr. Doolittle, and would not be getting the penguin vote.

Newt Gingrich says he wants to put a base on the moon by 2020, adding he hopes enough people will move there so they can petition to make it a state. If it is part of the US of A, does that mean we’d have to travel 65 miles per hour to get there if we went on a road trip? Because that would take roughly 2,000 years and, quite frankly, who has that kind of time?

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich is officially running for President. The Republican figure confirmed his long-awaited announcement on Wednesday in a video posted to YouTube,  in which he said, “I believe we can return America to hope and opportunity … There’s a much better American future ahead.”