Woohhooo, it doesn't get any better than this. Drinking and driving is no joke, especially when you call 911 on yourself for drinking and driving. Wait, what?
I remember, it must have been a month ago, a dude here at work lost a crisp $100 bill. It was all the rage around here. Think about it: 'Hey, anyone see my crispy Ben Frank floating around? If so, please return it?' Most of us are good people. Most of us would've instantly returned it. Did dude get his loot back? Negative!