Stuffed Animals Licking Man Nipples In Strange Rio Mints Commercial

This video makes me feel a lot of feelings and no matter what way you put it, I now want a Rio mint. The idea that I can have a strange purple dragon giraffe stuffed animal like my man nipples at a water park has me excited. I don’t know if that is actually what will happen when you eat a Rio mint, but I can’t relax until I find out.