SpongeBob SquarePants Destroys A Dance Club [VIDEO]

Spongebob Squarepants is a total buzz kill! However, I can’t say I blame him. Someone had to step in and prevent these kids from making stupid mistakes. Loud obnoxious house music, bright annoying laser lights and a floor crowded with sweaty young adults is the recipe for disaster. Thank god Spongebob stepped in and shut the whole thing down.

You got to love his tactical approach too. Play it cool like “oh look at me I'm spongebob and I love to have fun. Yeah sure throw me into the crowd and watch me bounce and surf around, because I am spongebob after all”. Then when no one is expecting it, he makes his move and BAM! Laptop smashed, music stopped, and sweaty young genitals stop rubbing on everyone. Mission accomplished. Thanks captain buzz kill Squarepants!