So A Man Walks Into A Police Cruiser…

Some days everything falls into your lap.

Most days you have to chase everything you need at work. Far fewer end up as easy as the State Troopers had it, reports the Times Union. While getting gas, the troopers observed a man who fit the intoxicated profile. What was their first clue? The man in question walked into the police cruiser.

I don't know how often you're around cars, but for me, I try to stay as far away from other people's cars for fear of accidentally damaging them as possible, and that's when I'm sober. This holds 1000% more true for police cruisers.

The 50-year-old Brunswick man blew a .18, and now has a date with court.