Slayer’s New Album Raises The Bar For Metal

And I haven't even heard the music yet.

There are ways to make things in your everyday life more metal. Sometimes it's as easy as conducting an entire meeting in your guttural vocals. You could cook all your food by pouring gasoline all over it and lighting it, though I don't recommend it. Try starting a mosh pit in an elevator, or maybe not. That's not gonna raise the bar for metal though.

Slayer has released a video today announcing their forthcoming album. *Spoilers* the album is called Repentless, possibly all in caps, and it comes out on 9/11.