Silly Horse Names For Opening Day

In honor of the 148th season at Saratoga Race Track, I have come up with a bunch of silly names for a race horse because it's Friday.

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IGottaBadFeeling
NoNoTouch
ImNotARacist
MyMomsHouse
YourMomsHouse
IpickMynose
Hugh Jaduty
Jesus Christ
Sue Me
Mike IdsEducation Gone
DaddysGonnaKillRalphie
DrinkSewerWater
CrapBaskets
TheRashSpreads
BlastofGas
Alimony
ItPutsThelotionOnItsSkin
IWonTheLawSuit
RecklessDriver
BeepBeepGetOutOfTheWay
It'sATrap
MadeInMexico
SummersAlmostGone
Dumbsterfire
OutOfTheGate
ComingUpFromBehind
NoOneKnows
LastPlace
TheRaceIsOver
OnTheOutside
OnTheInside
It'sATie
GamblingProblem
State Police
ICUP
AndThey'reOff
I'veHadAFew
MyJokeysALeprechaun
Achoo
HugMeIhaveherpes
YourFinancialTroubles
WhatAboutyourDebt?
ChronicDepression
IHaveAProblem
ImACutter
SpankyPants
ABrokenCane
TheHeadlessHorseman
StopHittingMe
PerformanceEnhancingDrugs
GetALife
ARustyNail
Don'tListenToMe

In conclusion: It's fun to sit around with friends and come up with silly names for horses, that is what I did for two hours with two of our interns, like a Jockey I can't take all the credit for these silly names, so if one offends you, blame the interns, that's what I do. Their names are Cody and Mariah.

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