Say Goodbye To Crabs Because Pubic Lice Might Be Going Extinct

Now my belt sander will be used strictly for sanding things and no longer to ease my itchy junk. This news is good for everyone!

According to Newser.com a new study shows that pubic lice might be disappearing because of the trend of waxing.

In Australia, no women have been seen with crabs at Sydney's main sexual health clinic since 2008, and male cases have fallen 80% over the past 10 years. "Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations," -newser

This is great news. Not only are people at less of a risk of catching crabs when slipping into some strange, but now all men have a powerful argument to convince women to do some cleaning up. Next time you are face to face with a fuzzy hairy surprise on a chick you can always explain to her how she is single handing helping increase the survival rate of the pubic lice in the world.

And guys, its 2013, SHAVE! I don’t care if you are a fuzzy hairy bear. Leave a crop circle around the sweet spots and help man kind evolve to the next level.