Santa Claus Robs Bank In San Francisco

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice and he’s going to going to find out whether you filled his bag with non sequential bills or not. Santa Claus is on the run in San Francisco after allegedly robbing a bank during the city’s annual celebration of Santa con fest.

According to sfweekly.com a man dressed as Santa walked into a bank and pulled the whole “I’m robbing you via note” gag. He handed the teller a note demanding money and was able to slip out the door before any authorities could be alerted. When Santa hit the streets he was impossible to find due to the fact that Santa was pretty much everywhere and everyone. It was both creepy and brilliant.

Dear Millennials: A “note” is like a tweet but on paper.