Porn Is Now Illegal In Utah

Is this for real, porn is now illegal in George, Utah? Also in related news, George, Utah has now become the “worst city in America”! What kind of crazy insane Kevin Bacon Ren McCormack “Footloose” ban is going on Utah?

“In a unanimous decision by the city council of St. George, Utah, a law was passed making the possession of any pornographic related material in the city limits a crime punishable by 30 days in jail.” –natap

Is this real? well no its not, but that's not going to stop me from thinking Utah is super close from really banning porn. Utah is the same state that has colleges where kids get set on fire for just looking at each other out of wedlock. Maybe not set on fire, but you know what I mean.

Listen, I’m not here to be an advocate for all porn and tell you how amazing and positive it is. I agree there is a lot of 'out of this world' material that maybe shouldn't be floating around, but not all porn is bad. Sure you have your horse involvement films, your misogynistic angels and frankly I have never been a big fan of anything that resembles melted chocolate, but I would never condone banning any of it.

This is America, a country the bleeds red, white and blue and fights for a freedom every single day. No porn goes against everything this Nation stands for. America is freedom, and what’s more free then punishing your clown while watching two people bumping nasties with a sexy alien who delivers pizza?