Oasis fans waiting patiently for the band to reunite may be waiting forever -- guitarist and chief songwriter Noel Gallagher insists that the band will only get back together if he or his brother Liam ever become totally broke. And with Noel and Liam each boasting an estimated net worth of $50 million, don't expect that to happen any time soon, if ever.

"What would it take [for Oasis to reunite]? It would take Liam or myself to be very skint, and I know for a fact that ain't gonna happen," the High Flying Birds frontman said during a recent interview on the British Channel 4 show, 'Chatty Man.' "So other than that, I can't see it."

Meanwhile, Noel also discussed the approach he will take with his children when they are old enough to become curious about drugs. The notorious substance abuser admitted that he's "dreading" his kids' upcoming teenage years, as he really has no leg to stand if he were to try to preach abstinence. Instead, he plans on offering some simple advice: "Everything in moderation, lads," explained the singer. "And just remember: You will never be as cool as your dad. Remember that."