New Year’s Resolution (VIDEO)

My New Year's resolution for 2016, is to be more realistic, I am setting the bar pretty low, because I would probably fail if it was not, and I want this year to be a success.

My New Year's resolution could've been to quite drinking and smoking, but when the ball dropped I am pretty sure I was smoking a cigarette, I don't know I was kind of drunk.

My New Year's resolution could've been to lose weight, but at the party I was at, they were going to throw away the cheese and cracker plate, and there was so much sliced salami leftover, I would not let them throw away the plate until I ate so much that I could not move.

My New Year's resolution could've been, to be more forgiving, but I am a Detroit Lions fan.

My New Year's resolution could've been to be more acceptant of others, no matter how different they are from me, then I saw Jenny McCarthy on TV.

My New Year's resolution could've been to speak my mind more often, and let my voice be herd, but I work for the Media, technically.

My New Year's resolution could've been to cut down on the caffeine, but I needed something to help me with this awful hangover.

My New Year's resolution, is to be realistic, because I am an American.