Most Nonchalant Man In the Middle Of Giant Fight [VIDEO]

If you want to see the definition of “keeping calm” check out this bro in Russia sipping away at his drink while dozens of people brawl around him. I don’t know much about Russia but this dude seems to have a pretty good grasp on it.

I’m assuming this is some group or gang coming in with the arm bands picking  a massive fight with some folks in this coffee shop. When all hell seems to break lose this dude in the middle of the screen channels his inner Mathew McConaughey and just chill-laxes like no other. He’s like Dr. Allen Grant and everyone else is a T-rex.