Mission Accomplished: Alex Winter Remembered, Storm Prevented

I am back from the future. My mission was a success, Alex Winter was remembered and the "Nuclear Alex Winter" has been prevented. For the Capital Region at least. I cannot say the same for New England, but that is what they get for naming their area of America after the Old England.

However something still went wrong because the flying cars and the platter of fruit that lowers from the ceiling when you say, "fruit please, fruit please." That is because Crispin Glover took Grays Sports Almanac, he then pirated the time machine and traveled back to 1985 and gave himself the book. He told his younger self, what would happen to his acting career.

Crispin Glover then helped the New England Patriots cheat. The companies that invented all the wonderful things seen in "Back to the Future 2" bet against the Patriots from 1985 to 2015. With no money to develop their technology, they were erased from existence.

You are probably wondering why "Winter Storm Juno" still hit most of New England and the North East Coast. Alex Winter is from England. He does not understand why New York is south of New England when the Old York is north of England. I know New York was once New Amsterdam and when England took over they named it after the Duke of York. However I think the only reason why they did that is because English people are snooty, weird, tea drinkers. So there really is no explanation because America runs on Dunkin.

The point is, the storm did not hit us, because some of us still remember. Alex Winter.