Man Gets Penis Stuck In Toaster And Requires Firefighter Assistance

Sometimes when you get older things don’t stay as hot and crispy as they use to. That’s where the toaster comes into play.

I just came across a pretty disturbing story about a dude in England who had to call the fire department to help him out of a pretty compromising position.

“Firefighters came to the rescue of a man in distress when he got his penis stuck in a toaster.

It is unclear exactly what the humiliated gentleman had been up to, but fortunately London's finest arrived to extricate his manhood from the electrical device.”- mirror

Everybody knows you can’t use a fork to dislodge a toaster strudel, you’ll ruin the whole thing. Obviously the only reaching and poking tool that is sensitive enough to bring your breakfast out in one piece is in your pants.

I honestly can say this used to happen to me at least six times a year. My solution for this dude is to buy a toaster oven. It’s the only way to prevent the old clown from getting lodged up in that toaster again.