You mean to tell me you not only had permission but were required to diddle your clown at work and your and you are up set about that? For shame!

This whiny bitch in the story I just read for NY Daily News makes me want to puke. You know how many times I wish I could just whip it out at work and go to town? Not only did you have that opportunity, but you got paid to do so! The photographer was trying to make you look relaxed by asking you to masturbate for the photo shoot. I don’t know about you bro, but nothing relaxes me more then jacking it to a room full of dudes with cameras. Why don’t you stop being a little pussy and drop your pants and do your job!