In 370 Days The Detroit Lions Will Win The Super Bowl

I called the play that cost the Seahawks the Super Bowl. I am a solider from the future, I was sent back in time from the year 2016. February 8th 2016. The Detroit Lions have just won the Super Bowl and in the 2015 - 2016 NFL season, the New England Patriots were suspended from the league for cheating. In order to make more money Robert Kraft lobbied to legalize Marijuana and turned Gillette Stadium into the a giant Marijuana garden.

After I had failed to extend the preservation of Alex Winter's memory for a second time, I giggled at the word extend. The Alex Nuclear Winter struck upstate New York, fortunately the New England Patriots did not lose the Super Bowl, but they still cheated. So the nuclear missiles that were hidden under Gillette Stadium did not launch.

Alex Winter was able to activate the Nuclear Alex Winter using the air from deflated balls, no one saw it coming, but the ball boy. No pun intended.

But that was not enough to create the Alex Nuclear Winter Storm.

During the Super Bowl, I had consumed, what were called "Death Wings." Chicken Wings so hot that people could not even smell them without gasping for air, I ate 4. Later that night, I had death wing toots from my bottom while I was sleeping. Some how, some way, Alex Winter was in my apartment and he stole my death wing toots. He then used them to create the storm.

What was in those wings? The Spirit of Buffalo.

Alex Winter stole the Spirit of Buffalo from my bottom.

After the Alex Nuclear Winter, the NFL launched a investigation on the New England Patriots and uncovered the reason why the Patriots have been so good since 2007, because they cheat.

As punishment, the NFL suspend the Patriots for 1 season. The crafty Robert Kraft needed to make money some how, so instead of using his money and influence to manipulate the NFL to benefit his New England Patriots, he lobbied to legalized Marijuana.

None of this would of happened if the Seahawks won the Super Bowl.

I was sent back in time by Bill Clinton, because he wanted to inhale. He instructed me to tell the Seahawks that it would be a good idea to throw the ball into the end zone, instead of running it up the middle, in the closing seconds of the Super Bowl. Because if the Patriots lost the Super Bowl, no one would care if they cheated. They would not be suspended for 1 season, but Bill Belichick would be. So he can sit at home and deflate his balls. Marijuana will not be legalized by The Kraft Group and that is what Nancy Grace wants.

Nancy Grace started a smear campaign against time and yelled at it, until time agreed to let her go back in time to prevent the Patriots from winning the Super Bowl. She was going to tell the Seahawks to run the ball, but I was able to knock her out with my "Death Wing Toots from my bottom."

I must now go, back. Back to the Future. But I just wanted to let everyone know, that everything is going to be ok. Because in 370 days the Detroit Lions will win the Super Bowl.