I Got 1 Out Of 4

Congratulations to Julianne Moore on her Oscar win last night. They are talking about the Oscars now on The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show making fun of John Travolta. Lets all make fun of John Travolta, but read this blog first. 

I made predictions on the big 4 last week: Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Actress and Best Director. The only one I got right was Best Actress. So I am full of it, but not completely, thanks to Julianne Moore.

In her acceptance speech, Julianne Moore said that she is not the real winner and that all actress's nominated were the winners. I am not sure, I was not paying attention. Once she won, I said "I win." Then I got distracted by my dinner.

So how I processed all of this in my head is that; We all won for Best Actress. So I guess I should give a acceptance speech.

I would like for the Academy to thank me, for accepting this faceless naked man. I know that it is a man, because it does not have breasts. This statue is naked and as a woman that offends me. Like when Braveheart won for best picture, a movie that took 3 months to write and has more historical inaccuracies then Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. I am now going to go sell this to Kanye West so he can give it to Beyonce, because she deserves this award more then any of you. Thank You.