Skaneateles High School Principal Georgette Hoskins says they have tried everything they can to get the kids of their high school stop dancing and dressing improperly. Is there no cure for the dry humping of minors?

In efforts to prevent the high school students from rubbing their nasty parts together, Skaneateles High School has tried everything. Gym teachers taught dances during class such as the waltz, tango, cha-cha, and the hustle. They even held contests to encourage this type of dancing.  They thought maybe the DJ was the problem so they switched to some one else.  But their efforts seemed pointless because last winter for the Snow Ball, 9th through 12th graders were still grinding away like a Sysco music video (is he still relevant?)  In a last stitch effort the school district decided to move the dance to a larger area to give the student more room to spread out…

I don’t know where these adults we’re raised but the lack of room on a dance floor is not what causes high school students to dance like soft core porn movie. The hormones pumping through each child combined with the examples set by their Britney Spears, Nicki Minaj and Justin Biebers that causes a chemical reaction in a young boy’s head that force him to smear his adolescent boner through denim all over everything he can see.

The music and the square footage in the room have nothing to do with why kids dance dirty.

As an avid fan of the Patrick Swazi movie, it pains me to side with the parents on this case of dirty dancing. I find it pretty disturbing when kids dance in a manner that it looks like they are at risk of getting pregnant. There is a time and place for that type of behavior and the high school dance floor is not it. The appropriate arena for the adolescent bump and grind is your parents basement, a friends closet, the back seat of uncle Keith’s station wagon, or if the weather permits find a tube slide at your local playground. I don’t think kids are being influenced strong these days, I just think they are getting lazy! Have some self respect and get creative.