Happy Friday, Here Is A Drunk Raccoon (Video)

It's Friday and most of you are going to celebrate the day that keeps on coming around at the end of the week with a little drink, today you can drink to, or drink with this raccoon. 

In all seriousness I hope someone helped this raccoon home, because he has clearly had too much. Humans are not supposed to drive home because they are a danger to others and to themselves, humans should also avoid walking home while intoxicated for the same reasons, plus they are a danger to other peoples property.

A drunk raccoon is only a danger to itself, because a drunk raccoon may be slower crossing the street and get ran over, then no one will pick up it's corpse for weeks, sometimes months. A raccoon also has to worry about predators, not the predators who would find a drunk raccoon to be an easy target, and quite tasty.

The moral here is that you should look out for a drunk raccoon like you would look out for your drunk friends. Because a raccoon will appreciate it more, they may eat your garbage, but they won't puke on your carpet..... or will they?