Good News! Football is Back!

Bad News: For people who are not fans of the Detroit Lions, the Lions are going to win the Super Bowl.

I say it every year and I will say it every year until I die and then I will haunt the internet, cable and radio. I will haunt your dreams, I will haunt your children's like Freddy Kruger just so I can keep saying it!

The Lions are going to win the Super Bowl and this year I will not drink too much beer and eat too much Buffalo Chicken Dip.

I am probably going to drink too much beer and eat too much Buffalo Chicken Dip and if anyone has wings and nachos I will eat that too because I am an American.

I know that everyone wants to laugh at me and tell me that the Lions are not going to win the Super Bowl and that they're never going to beat the Packers, but what are you going to do this year when the Lions beat the Packers so bad that Aaron Rodgers will cry into his beard?

Aaron Rodgers is really small in real life... did you know that?

He also likes to sip tea and listen to Ed Sheeran while wearing adult diapers and expired peanut butter on his chest, well that's what I heard.

The Lions are going to win the Super Bowl... thats all I have to say about that.