There's nothing like a woman's scorn. They will hand your ass to you and ask questions later. Doesn't matter what your reasoning is: you are screwed until they say it's over. And you know what, most of the time saying 'it's over' is not in their vocabulary. Case in point:

This chick is being filmed scratching up her man's car. She is going to town too. One problem: I couldn't get past the beauty of green grass and leaves. I instantly focused on the ground not caring that this chick is killing dudes car. I mean, she's carving words into it like it was a damn pumpkin on Halloween.

Back to the topic at hand.

Have you noticed snow has covered the ground since Thanksgiving?  I now know what Anthony Dufresne was going through after he escaped from Shawshank. Not that he cared about grass, but I do. And not seeing it reminds me of Anthony feeling rain for the first time in 20 years. You know he was in love!

And seriously, watch this chick jack up her man's car, here: