Gifts that keep on Giving

Looking for that special gift for that special someone? Or do you just want to get your holiday shopping over with? Here is a list of gifts ideas that require no thought but serve a purpose.

• Socks.
• Underwear (Generic, Plain, underwear.)
• A hammer.
• Nails.
• Push pins.
• Tape.
• Wrapping paper for next year.
• Swiss Army Knife.
• A Shovel.
• Lighters.
• Alcohol.
• Condoms (Be careful who you give them too... no pun intended.)
• Chapstick.
• Shoe Laces.
• Garbage Can.
• First Aid Kit.
• An Axe.
• A Broom.
• A Mop.
• A Bucket.
• A Package of latex gloves.
• Rock Salt.
• An Empty Box.
• A Leash.
• Umbrella.
• Toilet Brush.
• Bleach.
• Coffee Mug.
• Coffee Tumbler.
• Money.
• Naked Selfies (hint, hint.)
• Refillable Water Bottle.
• Flashlight.
• Screw Driver (the actual tool or the drink, there is no difference on Christmas.)
• Flyswatter.
• A Gun.
• Bow & Arrow.
• Bear Trap.
• A Tent.
• Coal.
• Glow Sticks.
• Candle.
• Shopping Cart.
• Rope.
• Chains.
• Bungee Cord.
• Ointment.