Gay People Touch Things For The First Time (VIDEO)

Lesbians touch male genitalia for the first time, and two gay guys touch female breasts for the first time, and it is not pornographic, or inappropriate, because the key word is: Consent.

Is it a hate crime, if I want to punch one of the gay guys?

The only time I was ever allowed to do what they are doing, is the time I got to touch Transgender boobs...

I can explain...

Back when I thought that I was next Hunter S. Thompson, I needed something to write about, so I lived with a friend of mine, that happened to be a Drag Queen. Long story short, I met a bunch of Porn Stars at a Drag Show, and a Transgender woman was presented to me, so I could feel the result of post-op breasts, so I did, and now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

I can't remember the first time I ever touched male genitals, because they were probably my own, and now I am not sure about the first time I touched female breasts, but I sure can remember touching the Transgender breasts....

Should I feel depressed or something?