Florida Dude Wins Roach Eating Contest And Promptly Dies

This is best story about a roach eating contest I’ve read all day. Is there nothing the people of Florida won’t put in their mouths?According to the smoking gun a 32 year old man in Florida died after competing in a roach eating contest help by a pet store to win the prize of a FREE PYTHON! Free python? I would eat just about anything to till I die for the chance to win a free python. Everyone knows the python is the ultimate fashion accessories and the strongest chick magnet. It’s a fact that Florida women love the dude with the big snake. If I had a snake I’d wear it as a substitute for my shirt to every special occasion. Weddings, bat mitzvahs, funerals you name it I would be rocking my python neck tie and taking home every fine lady at will. So when you tell me this guy died eating bugs I say he did it for a good reason.