Bed Shopping Makes My Head Hurt

Memorial Day weekend I went shopping for a new bed. However, I have never purchased my own bed before and was unaware on how ridiculously expensive they were.

I don’t get it, why should I pay so much for something I’m just going to soak and destroy with body fluids? Not to mention there was at least a gazillion different kinds like pillow top, temperdeic, posturepedic, memory foam, sleep number, and good old fashion disposable. not to mention each new bed was nearly $1,300. they say you spend about a third of your life in the bed you buy, but they don't know about me is how many times i normally just pass out on my kitchen floor. So what i really should be shopping for is a new floor.

And don’t get me started about the awkwardness of dealing with a sales person as you search for the bed you like. Try it out? Sure, this one feels great and it’s so easy to tell how it will feel at home because I normally lay down in my bedroom with a creepy salesman standing next to me staring into my eyes. No, this is a great way to test out my new bed. I’m not sure if it is the mattress or the way that you’re breathing on my neck that is making me so comfortable. Either way I’ll take ‘em both!