Smash Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Smash, a 28-year-old Suicide Girl from Uruguay with the best name for a babe, ever. We hear her parents also considered Makelove, but it just didn’t suit her.
Amy Marie — Babe of the Day
Meet Amy Marie, a 26-year-old from Baltimore, Maryland. Think she’s a Ravens fan? Yeah, we don’t care either.
Janette Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Janette, a 26-year-old Suicide Girl and burlesque performer from Italy with the hottest leg tattoo we have ever, ever seen.
Mary Alejo — Babe of the Day
Meet Mary – a 29-year-old stylist and model living in Miami Beach where it is very, very hot. See? Poor girl is sweating in the water.
And the Babe of the Week is…Carolina Spidel
It’s time once again to crown a Babe of the Week, and this week, we’ve got Carolina on our mind…and our screensavers.
Danette Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Danette, a Suicide Girl, vegan, and proud hedgehog owner. We didn’t know Ron Jeremy was available for purchase.
Katie Sue — Babe of the Day
Katie Sue is a 25-year-old living the good life in the Hamptons.
Ferjenks Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Ferjenks, a 23-year-old Suicide Girl and Lingerie Shop Owner from Columbia. She’s graciously agreed to show us some of her wares.
Brandi Nicole Hofmeister — Babe of the Day
Brandi Nicole is a 26-year-old model from Indianapolis, Indiana.
Ajilee Suicide — Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Ajilee, a Suicide Girl from Oregon who is “alive, and lusting something fierce.”
Jeska Marie Claire — Babe of the Day
Meet Jeska, a 21-year-old Playmate from Sunny California. She loves to create images that speak to her audience. Uh, go on. We’re listening.
Lumo Suicide — Today’s Suicide Girl
Meet Lumo Suicide, a self-described “sample-sized” beauty whose hobbies include Kung Fu and licking stubble.