Ever since I heard Mike Doughty's "Busting Up A Starbucks" I have dreamed of busting up a Starbucks myself, but I never actually did it, this lady did.

The 59 year old woman busted up the Clifton Park Starbucks, now a bunch of people who want coffee in Clifton Park have to go to Latham.

I always wanted to bust up a Starbucks but I never did, I worked at Starbucks instead and I am willing to admit that I was probably one of the worst Starbucks employees ever. I am an awesome barista, and at any other coffee shop in the world I am an awesome worker, but for some reason I can not conform to the Starbucks way.

Why?

Because I refused to write peoples names on their cups because I am a terrible speller and I figured that if these people are so sophisticated then they should be able to remember what they ordered.

What if someone orders the same drink?

Then they should remember their place in line. Someone who can not remember when they ordered their drink or who ordered before them should not be going to Starbucks.

And now here is that Mike Doughty song I referenced, because I love Mike Doughty!

 

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