Toast is something to be taken seriously. Toast too long, mouth full of charcoal, not long enough, well that's just bread. What if you could get golden brown toast so regularly, that you decided to bring that toast to the next level.

Burnt Impressions out of Vermont makes toasters that toast art, or words if you're more into that. Need your toast to have Edgar Allen Poe's face on it every morning? Done.

Not personal enough? Fine, send them a selfie, and they'll send you a toaster that toasts your face on bread!