Worst Bench Clearing Brawl Ever [VIDEO]
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If you are going to give me an “exciting” highlight, the least you can do is make it worthwhile. This is just bros looking for some hot man on man action.
The San Diego Padres and the L.A. Dodgers had a bench clearing brawl which at first glance appears to be a very chaotic spectacle. There’s something engaging about a swarm of uniforms in what appears to be a fight. However this Dodger Padres’ Brawl was the most homo erotic snuggle fest I have ever seen. This was literally just 60 dudes jocking for big spoon position. I don’t believe I saw a single punch.
“Oh what’s that, you hit me with the pitch? Well I’m going to blow raspberries on your tummy until you pee your pants!”
Look I’ve admitted to not exactly loving baseball in the past and this “Fight” isn’t exactly helping the situation. Not saying baseball needs my attention, but if you are going to give me a highlight of a fight at least make it exactly that. Entertain me, throw a punch, break a bottle and start stabbing or at the very least rip off a shirt and start screaming insane crazy racist things. Don’t just empty the benches to pile on each other and start smooching.
PS: Nice first “punch”! i think they teach this in women’s defense class. When an attacker is coming at you everyone knows your first reaction should be to turn side was and duck and cover. It’s important to treat a charging 6 foot 220lb pissed off dude like an atomic bomb drill from 1951.