World’s Worst Story Told On Jeopardy [VIDEO]

I'v never wanted to know less about someone. I literally wish I could wipe the memory of this snoozefest on "Jeopardy" from my brain.  Riveting stuff dude, great story about how you confused the sun for the moon. Really good stuff, I mean it. The back story, the set up and even the punch line when you said "it wasn't the moon, it was in fact the sun and I didn't know." Killer bro! Also, smart move by "Jeopardy" for letting you chew up 60 seconds of TV time to get that bad boy out.