I am not capable of having a baby, not even like in that movie Junior with Arnold. But if I thought I had to poop and saw a head, I might not be this calm.

There are a million places I can think of that I'd rather be born then in the back of a NY taxi, and there are about a zillion people I'd rather have as parents rather than this granola-loving free-love hippie. But, bottom line, she had baby the in the cab and showed how clueless she is about child birth with the best quote ever!

“I thought I had a poop but then there was a head.”