A woman in Massachusetts made a big mistake this year that almost cost her a fortune. She removed her diamond jewelry to clean it in one of those ultrasonic jewelry cleaners. She set them on some paper towel to dry overnight, and then accidentally swept them into the trash which she took out to the curb the next morning.

She went to work trying to find her lost jewels right away. She contacted the landfill, and then spent the day digging through a ton of trash (think other people's boogers, tampons, rotten food). In the end, the disgustingness paid off, and she found the garbage diamonds thanks to the help of the landfill and sheer determination.

Now she can go back to sounding exactly like Roseanne Roseannadanna and smelling as good as she looks.

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