Wolverine Dies Celebrating Masturbation Month To The Extreme
Not Hugh Jackman, but a X-man impersonator who loved his body and cling wrap a bit to much was found dead in his apartment, but perfectly preserved.
The dangers of being into kinky shit is if you accidentally die doing something like covering yourself in cling wrap or hanging yourself with a belt from the closet, someone is going to find you that way and you will forever be known as the pervert who killed them self. According to Daily Mail a man who worked as a Wolverine impersonator (red flag: loves leather) accidentally killed himself while participating in a solo sex game involving TWO ROLLS of cling wrap. Dangerous yes, however the positives is his body was preserved perfectly!
PS: the real Wolverine can be as kinky as he wants. If the claw man felt stuck in some kitchen materials he’d bust his ass right out of it.