They laughed at me in the locker room and they chuckled in the bedroom, but who’s laughing now?

According to the Huffington Post, a site in Demark is offering people a free iPhone if they have the smallest tick tack in the country. All they have to do is submit a picture of their baby sized dork and prove that their wang is the smallest of them all.

A free iPhone and all I have to do is send a picture of my junk? Why wouldn’t I do that, I’m just going to use the iPhone to send pictures of my Twinkie to people anyways. This is a win win. If I end up having the smallest ding-a-ling in Denmark then I score a free iPhone. But if I don’t win the phone then I know I don’t have the tiniest dork in the country. Win win!