Will Jerry Jones Hold All The Cheese For Ransom?
On The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show they discussed the controversy surrounding the Lions/Cowboys Playoff game. The popular consensus is that Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones used his "influence" to have NFL officials call Sundays game in the Cowboys favor.
Jerry's "influence" may have helped his Cowboys earn a playoff victory in Dallas, but this coming week end the Cowboys travel to Wisconsin to take on the Packers. If Jerry Jones can not "influence" the NFL officials again, then how will he help his Cowboys win this time?
There is only one answer to this question; The Cheese.
Wisconsin is known for it's cheese and everyone wants it, even China and that is a big deal, because all China ever wants from America is for Americans to buy things from them.
This is the perfect opportunity for Jerry Jones. If he can somehow get a hold of all the cheese in Wisconsin and hold it ransom for a Cowboys win, he can cripple their economy. Wisconsin will no longer be known as "The Cheese State." Green Bay Packer fans will no longer be able to call themselves "Cheese Heads." They will have to change the teams name to the "Little People." After Aaron Rogers and they will have to change their team colors from green and yellow to green and red, because without the cheese, China will buy the state of Wisconsin. The only way Wisconsin can avoid this is if the Packers lose to the Cowboys this week end.
Why? Because to quote Eric Zane "The Cowboys are not that good." They need for the NFL officials to call games in favor of the Cowboys. However this was made to obvious in the Lions/Cowboys game and the Cowboys need a new edge. Jerry Jones only option is to take all the cheese in Wisconsin and hold it for ransom.
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