It’s no real big secret that if you act like a straight up gangster and jump office chairs like nobodies business then you’re bound to live forever.

Sure you can argue that Steve Jobs died because of cancer. Yes that’s what the main stream media wants you to believe. The truth of the mater is Bill Gates is still alive and kicking because he spends his days hopping over desk chairs like a bunny rabbit while Steve Jobs chose to just sit in them. Sure he doesn’t look attractive or sleek doing it, but isn’t that what Microsoft is all about?