Which Saved By The Bell Character Are You?
I can recall a time where you could watch an episode of Saved By The Bell at any hour of the day. Growing up SBTB was on more channels then the state of the union address. But over the years of studying the classic 90s show did you ever once think which character best matches your personality?
The smooth talking preppy boy who has mastered the power of a hand full of moose. Not only did Zack have great hair and all the chicks swooning after him he also had the power to freeze everything around him. And with great power comes great responsibility. I don’t think enough people commended Zack’s will power to not grope every girl on set when they were frozen.
Almost the female version of Zack with less hair product and less super powers. Kelly was a powerful asset and 1/3 of the tigers cheerleading squad. Let’s also not forget she was not only a beauty queen but an all star athlete. On top of cheerleading she was also captain of the volleyball, swim, and softball teams. And I’m pretty sure 2 or 3 of those sports overlap in the same season. Was Kelly also a magician?
A regular tough guy who is constantly battling with his sexuality. Is he Puerto Rican, Samoan, or some sort of Guatemalan? Who cares, Slater has a curly mullet and enough tank tops to keep Richard Simmons clothed for a year! You want a guy who likes to fight and dances harder then john Travolta, than Slater is your guy!
Jesse spent almost all of her time trying to be the best and looking down on others. Straight A’s were her only option even if it meant getting hooked on the gate way drug Caffeine pills! The strange thing about Jessie is she spent all this time trying to be a perfect student who knew she would end up as a topless show girl… or was that completely unrelated? This just goes to show kids, no matter how hard you try in school you more likely than not to end up taking your clothes off for money.
No one had a taste for soul food more than screech. Collecting bugs, watching monster movies and hitting on the hottest sister in the school was how he spent his days. Say what you want about screech on the social later but know dude was more over and known then Samuel Powers. PS he had a hot mom too. “He likes to face the kitchen, so he can watch me cook!
Nothing made this chick cream her pants more than plastic earnings and a fist full of credit cards. Lisa was one of like 3 black kids in the entire high school. What’s super amazing about Lisa however is she was like the only black student who could talk? Sure there might have been a few kids in the back ground moving their voice but without the captured audio I’m not positive anything was coming out. Lisa turtle loved money and was able to rise above the man. Also I’m pretty sure she hooked up with screech. Niiiiccceee
Was she hot or was she just the fresh meat? Something new so there for something exciting. I never could figure out Tori or why she acted so tough. Now that I’m older I think it makes sense. This chick was a lesbian, right? I mean she rode a motorcycle rocked a leather jacket and liked to rough up the boys. If she wasn't gay then she at least worked after hours as an S&M Mistress. God I hope it’s some slight combination of both.
No grown married bald man has had more teenage friends than this dude. Mr. Belding has been there for just about every issue these kids have ever had. Also in a later season his child was born in the hands of Zack Morris. I’m not sure as the principle of a high school I would be as cool with one of my students seeing my wife’s squishy like Zack did. I’m also not certain id be thrilled with the idea of his grubby little teenager hands catching my new born baby.