What Won’t You Put Hot Sauce On?

Hot Sauce is the nectar of the Gods and you should try it on everything you eat, just like I do.

This Memorial Day weekend, I suggest that you try hot sauce on everything that you eat. I have tried hot sauce on many strange things and have discovered that there is almost nothing that does not go with hot sauce.

My absolute favorite food to put hot sauce on is corn. I got the idea from Janet Jackson of all people, when I saw her put hot sauce on her pop corn in "Poetic Justice". Coincidence?

I think the weirdest food I have tried with hot sauce was oatmeal cookies. At first it was just some whacky experiment, but then I could not stop putting hot sauce on my oatmeal cookies because the contrast in flavors brought out a strange happiness in my mouth that made my brain smile.

I've tried hot sauce on: ice cream, pie, cake, brownies, cup cakes, bananas, watermelon, fruit snacks, my hand, pancakes, waffles, Snickers, paper, raw cookie dough, apples, oranges, kiwi, hot sauce, green beans, peas, spinach, potatoes, noodles, rice, tears, plums, granola, hair, eggs, bacon, fingernails, doughnuts, corn flakes, cheerios, peanut butter and jelly, tuna, clams, pineapple, carrots, broccoli... I think you get the point.

In conclusion: try hot sauce on everything you can get your hands on. It's FUN!