What Is The Moon?

On The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show we are trying to figure out what the moon is. Now the show has suddenly become something like the Art Bell Show, which is not a bad thing. 

This discussion came up because of a clip from QVC of all places.

So is the Moon a star or a planet? I always thought it was a moon. But if "Star Wars" taught me anything it is that the moon can be a planet where Ewoks live and sing songs.

Unfortunately there are no Ewoks on our moon, just some flags, a dark side and a bunch of old space stuff that NASA left there. You would think they would be responsible enough to pick up after themselves.

There seems to be allot of theory's about the Moon. Or are they facts?

Is there a lake on the moon? If so why is it not a tourist attraction? NASA could make trillions!

They can have Spring Break on Lake Moon! The girls will go so wild they will be feeling it as far away as Uranus! Maybe some alien girls will show up with three boobs like in "Total Recall" the good one, not the reboot.

America bombed the moon. Now that is irony.

If America did bomb the moon, why?

Are there aliens on the moon who needed to be bombed? and did it work? Or does this explain the Kardashians? If so bombing the moon did not work.

Now who can answer my questions?