A "Clopper" is a man who is obsessed with "My Little Pony" way too much.

This fascinates me and scares me at the same time, it defiantly makes me fear for our culture because of the fact the they're are grown men who want to have intimate relations with little, animated pony's and there is nothing we can do about it, you have to accept that this is a thing.

I stumbled upon all of this because of an episode of Bob's Burgers where they made fun of the Clopper community and called them Equestranauts. I thought that the idea of a bunch of grown men dressing up like colorful adolescent ponies was a product of a comedic imagination, when I found out it was based on a real community, an active community, I could only ask myself one question. Why?

To answer that question, you have to watch the modern My Little Pony, and if you do and find that you like it, then you're a Brony.

I'm scared now.

 

 

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