What I have learned from the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio is that not only is it OK to look at all the female athletes and their butts, but I think that it's what they want me to do.

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First of all, I think I should have married a gymnast.

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However, I am never sure how old all the girls on the gymnastics team are, so I watch for a couple of minutes, shamefully, then I move on. What I have learned is that I am pretty sure that they want you to look at all of the female athletes' butts and I have proof.

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If they did not want us to look, then they would not be flying through the air like this, I mean, LOOK AT THIS! COME ON! How am I not supposed to notice that it looks like I am getting a free show?

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And this is what butts must look like in space, so it's educational.

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This girl wanted people to look at her butt so bad, that she gave us two angles.

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I don't mean to be vulgar, but they even have girl-on-girl action at the Olympics, and everyone is completely cool about it. Look at the people in the background, they're clapping.

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They even have piles of butts!

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If they did not want us to look at the female beach volleyball players' butts then why do they keep pointing at their butts?

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Seriously?!?! As I gathered all of these pictures, I had to look at dozens of these pictures that are just of their butts.

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And these are just the ones that I liked! They are literally pointing at their own butts, it would be rude not to look!

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They love butts so much at the Olympics that they even grab each others' butts. Look at that! That is not a pat, that is a handful of butt!

So that is what I have learned from the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio. Men, you're welcome.

Women... What?!?!