I may be a head of the game with this one but I know any day now this is going to be the hot new fashion trend. I just want everyone to know that I was the first one to wear a beard as a hat.

I found this hot little number at the Clubhouse Race Book in Albany. It was early morning and everyone had gathered for the Free Beer and Hot Wings morning show live broadcast. While suckers sat and listened to jokes and bits I started my hunt. This beard stuck out like a giant beard among mustaches. It belonged to a dude named Richard who was more than thrilled to let me use his face pubes as an accessory. My only regret is not decapitating Richard and wearing his face hair as a hat all day.

Keep your eyes peeled for good hat-beard in the future because if my instinct serves me correctly I know it’s going to be huge!