Watching A Girl Puke Up Milk Is The Hot New Trend In Art [VIDEO]

[NSFL: Not Safe For Lunch] Nexus Vomitus is the hottest new thing in the art world. Bulimia has never looked better than it has when it’s being done by Millie Brown. The idea of Nexus Vomitus is artist Millie Brown drinks different colors of milk and then hurls it up onto a canvas that has been placed on the floor. While Millie does her best impression of Jeff Goldblum from “The Fly,” two opera singers, Patricia Hammond and Zita Syme, support her horrible puke act behind her.

I wrestled for 10 years through high school and college and often times I had to make weight. I’m not proud of the things that I would do to make sure I was on weight the day of competition, however I’m starting to come around. After learning about this Nexus Vomitus jazz, I’m starting to think I was actually a well-cultured dude when I was cutting weight.