This video from Fox Sports would have us believe that Mike Tyson has never played the classic Nintendo game that bares his name. Actually, considering all the trouble Iron Mike got into during the '80s, that's probably accurate.

Tyson sits down to face Glass Joe, the first fictional boxer in the game, and the results aren't pretty. Not like Tyson chomping down on Holyfield's ear or anything, but he still gets his clocked cleaned by a character that a five-year-old in 1987 was able to beat.

We assume Mike is playing the version of 'Punch-Out' where he's the game's "big bad" boss at the end instead of the Mr. Dream version. Otherwise someone in that room is going to look like Little Mac after a few rounds with King Hippo.