You don't even have to show up to annoy people on their birthday anymore! Thanks to the Joker Birthday Card, a musical card that will never stop playing.

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As if musical cards of any type were not annoying enough, now we have the most annoying musical card ever, thanks to Kickstarter.

This card should take the place of trick candles, what is so annoying about track candles?

I am glad you asked!

If you have ever been at a kid's party, once the kids realize that trick candles are being used, suddenly every kid at the party wants to try to blow them out.

All at once and not all of them are just blowing, their spitting to.

But it only lasts about 5 minutes until someone complains, usually an Aunt or Grandma.

Well this blog went wrong fast....