Elmo Sex Scandal With Underage Teen Is Like A Vampire Romance Novel

You mean to tell me that a man who has communicated through a red monster puppet for 28 years might be a little creepy? Shocking!Nydailynews.com is reporting that Kevin Clash, who has been the voice of Sesame Street character Elmo for the past 28 years is being accused of an inappropriate relationship with an underage teen.

The Muppeteer ran into trouble for an email he sent his accuser well after the man turned 18, in which he said, “I’m sorry that I keep talking about sex with you, it’s driving me insane.” –TMZ

Clash does not deny a relationship with this accused “victim” but he says he did nothing inappropriate before the boy turned 18. Which if the idea here is Kevin Clash was just planting some seeds for a few years waiting for his young blossom to grow into a mature 18 year old flower, then I almost don’t see anything wrong with this. I base my opinion completely on the teachings of pop cultural films and books of the “Twilight” series.

If the werewolf dude Jacob can pick his slice of pie at birth, then how is this any different? Instead of a wolf monster this dude is simply a red monster. Also this monster Kevin Clash has been the age of like 3 or 4 for like 28 years. That kind of age confusion has got to pay a toll on the mental stability Clash. So if the young women of America can see romance in something as disgusting as a grown as werewolf man falling in love with a new born vampire baby then surely they can see the beautify in a Muppeteer creeping on some young boys. Or maybe I don’t understand the difference between fiction and moral violating reality.