I have to admit: I'm a fan of curling. Seriously! Sitting up at all hours of the night watching chicks slide behind, whatever that thing they're sliding behind is, drinking tons of cold ones thinking: Someone has spent years and years and years perfecting the art of brooming an ice lane while someone slides behind like some sort of graceful swan. Curling, man, curling. 

Might as well dub over their voices like those NFL videos and keep on enjoying curling.

So long Sochi 2014!

 

By the way, Sochi 2014 and curling go together like Putin's police force beating up some punk rock band chicks with whips. It just works.