Turkey Slurpee (Video)

In my quest to restore the Thanksgiving spirit in America, I have rediscovered the "Hand Turkey," and now I have discovered the "Turkey Slurpee," for America.

Although the "Turkey Slurpee" is about a year old, it's new to me, it may be new to you, but if it's old news, don't ruin it for America.

Doesn't it make you want to slurp a turkey?

It made all of these people want to slurp some turkey.

Now that we all know how to slurp a turkey, and we all know that it is cool to slurp the turkey, how do you make it a Thanksgiving tradition?

It's simple, all you have to do is make a video of you slurping on some turkey!

If you want to get festive about it, dress up like a turkey, and not a Native American or a Pilgrim, because you don't want to offend people, you just want to slurp that turkey.

Spread the good word, November is turkey slurping season.