A hot topic today is this video, of a 10-year-old girl who needed extra screening, because she forgot to remove a Capri Sun juice pouch from her carry-on luggage.

Is this really necessary?

And how awkward is this?

This video is just creepy, and I have seen a lot of creepy things on and off the internet, but I have never seen something as creepy as this, I know that the TSA woman is just doing her job, but I don't think, that this was necessary.

I feel bad for the girl, because I can not relate to what she is going for, I have never been on the receiving end of a pat-down, or a body search, or whatever they call it.

Is it because I don't look threatening?

Or is it because no one wants to touch me?

I demand that someone pat me down, while someone else takes a video of it, I think that is unfair that this girl gets a pat-down video that is going to viral, and she does not even want it.

So who want's to pat me down?

I am not trying to make a point, by pointing out the hypocrisy of the situation, I want to get a pat-down-viral-video then I will be on the news, and morning shows across the country will be talking about that time Dan America got a pat-down.